Showing posts with label strange websites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label strange websites. Show all posts

Monday, March 31, 2008

Want to reserve your spot in the Heaven?


Are you afraid that the Heaven might run out room when you reach the gates finally? Then, it is wise to reserve your spot today itself.

How much does it cost?
It is only $12.79

"Come on, tell me it is not a joke. I have been taking all the necessary steps to go to heaven by regularly attending to church, offering prayers 6 times a day, indulging in true charity work etc."

No, it is not a joke. In fact you will be given 100% money back guarantee that in case you are not admitted in the heaven, you will get your money back fully. No questions asked.

Heavenly issued certificate of reservation registered in the Book of Light™


A First class ticket to Heaven. Why walk those stairs when you can fly?

The Official Heaven Identification Card so you can get around without getting hassled.

Heaven 101 mini informational guide. Don’t be a victim of culture shock. Get acquainted with the land..

All access VIP pass. This pass will grant you access to “VIP exclusive areas” including the Land of Milk and Honey and Thug Mansion, where all the elite get together and kick it.

It is recommended that you frame your documents. Let people know you're going up!

Reserve now.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Wedding speech generator.

Can this be true? Can you and I too deliver an articulate speech at a wedding?

How many times we withdrew silently away from the crowd and retreated to the dark corners when we sense that it is our tun next to say a few words about the wedding?

Why, I know my husband even vanish from the marriage venue itself on such situations. He used to be simply terrified at the sight of the mike facing him and he facing the guests.smile

Change your Glasses is the best solution for my husband the likes. Lawrence Bernstein, a London-based speech writer, has created a free-to-use website to help people craft a wedding speech.

One get access to the speeches according to his/her relationship.
*Father of the bride speech.
* Groom speech
* Best man speech.

Isn't this web site a cool idea? I would say a genius idea.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Your thoughts are read!

This is amazing and fabulous.

A person (virtual) is reading my thoughts online. I just experienced it twice and I could not hide my excitement.

Mind reading is only for clairaudience persons.

The trick goes like this:
You are asked to select and click on one of the three doors.
The next involves a selecting a symbol.
The third step involves mentally selecting card from five cards.
On the fourth step, you are asked to meditate on the card you have selected and click on the final step.
On the next screen, the card you have selected mentally is gone and only the remaining four cards are displayed.

Go here to try it out.